[[A talking grasshopper is, honestly, probably not the weirdest thing your character will encounter this week, but it is an accurate description of Grif's current state. Please don't step on him; that would get awfully messy ( Read more... )

It was just a dream?

Hah, of course it was just a dream. It was too dumb to be real. People don't survive getting run over by fucking tanks, and I'm all in one piece, anyway, so there.

God, that fucking sucked.